10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is for loners.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---