10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- if u play for the thrill u are ill