10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.