10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.