10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim