10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Fold and live to fold again
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.