10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth