10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die