10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword