10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.