10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.