10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!