10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.