10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!