10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson