10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth