10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd