10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.