10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer