10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss