10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.