10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Welcome to kicker school
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword