10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Never educate a stupid poker player.