10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"