10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977