10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."