10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.