10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Welcome to kicker school
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.