10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown