10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine