10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- It's Free To Fold...
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare