10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.