10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.