10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "No river, no fish."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo