10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs