10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.