10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"