10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth