10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.