10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!