10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson