10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth