10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "No river, no fish."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz