10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi