10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!