10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Fook the floosh droo!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers