10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen