10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Those eggs smell delicious!