10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek