10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"